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How Chav am I ?

This is a quiz I was sent by a friend, it is designed to tell you just how much of a Chav you are, and from the answers given I was told I was 0% Chav!, The disappointment is immense, I answered “yes” to 17 of the 41 questions and still I was classed as 0% Chav. For a middle aged man this was quite upsetting.

I thought I was cool knowing text speak or who Mike Skinner was, and I have eaten a full English overseas and drank beer before midday, I do think Starbucks coffee is too expensive and I do read the Sun, and yet still I failed in my quest for Chavness. Ce La Vie.....

1.      Do you know the location of your local JD Sports store?

2.      Have any friends or family members been pregnant under the age of 16?

3.      Do you own more trainers then normal shoes?

4.      Have you ever bought / worn any of these labels? Hackett, Ben Sherman, Kappa, Nickelson?

5.      Have you ever referred to your home as your 'Gaff' 'Drum' 'Yard' ?

6.      Have you ever bought Super Kings?

7.      Do you think David Beckham is a leading male style icon?

8.      Do any of your friends or family own a Staffordshire Bull Terrier?

9.      Do you think Starbucks coffees are too expensive?

10.  Have you ever worn hoop earrings?

11.  Have you ever seen / been involved in a fight at a wedding?

12.  Have you ever ordered ham, egg and chips at a restaurant?

13.  Have you ever drank Lager before midday?

14.  Do you read Max Power, The Daily Star or the Sun?

15.  Would you consider a honeymoon in Tenerife?

16.  Do you understand text abbreviations (ie, l8r - later, wiv - with, da - the, b4 - before)

17.  Have you ever had a fight with cab driver?

18.  Have you ever thrown up in the street?

19.  Have you ever thrown up in the street?

20.  Have you ever vandalised a phone booth?

21.  Have you ever referred to your friends as your 'crew' or your 'massive'

22.  Do you know who Mike Skinner is?

23.  Have you ever had a pay-as-you-go gas or electricity meter?

24.  Have you ever lived above the fourth floor?

25.  Would you consider buying any of these cars? Vauxhal Corsa, Ford Fiesta, Impreza, Fiat Punto?

26.  Do you use external Christmas decorations?

27.  Did you think the Fast and Furious deserved an Oscar Nomination?

28.  Have you ever visited a friend or family member in jail?

29.  Do you know a drug dealer?

30.  Are tinted windows cool?

31.  Have you ever bought 'economy' brands at a supermarket?

32.  Do you own a gold chain, sovereign ring or Burberry Cap?

33.  Do you listen to Drum n Bass?

34.  Do you ever wear a tracksuit when you have no intention of playing sport?

35.  Have you ever had a full English Breakfast abroad?

36.  Have you ever purchased jewellery at Argos?

37.  Are fun fairs a regular part of your social calendar?

38.  Have you ever tucked your trousers into your sock (except when riding a bike)?

39.  Have you ever been to Falaraki, Magaluf or Benidorm?

40.  Have you ever been escorted from a shopping centre / pub?

41.  Are any of your friends of family receiving benefits?

 

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