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Girl facts

30 things guys should know about gurls *


1. Don't EVER lie to them, they will always find out

2. They don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are petty; get over it.

5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big dick; they know you don't.

8. Size does matter.

9. They don't like it when you act like Mr. Big; they do like it when you are Mr. Big.

10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.

11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a ho.

12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. They are self-conscious by nature; they can't help it.

16. They are drama queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask them to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

19. They absolutely do not care about car systems,
paintball, or anything else you & your friends talk about.

20. Hugs & kisses must be given at all times.

21. They don't shave our legs every day; get over it.

22. Don't make bets about them; they always find out.

23. Shave; no matter how cool you think it looks, they hate it.

24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other
strange gases from your body, it is not.

25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake.

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. They are beautiful, but make-up helps.

28. They will always think they are fat, so humour them and tell them they aren't.

29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys etc.. so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet & not on it.

30. Most importantly: WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT, NEVER FORGET THAT!

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